Stars and Sand: Roger Aubrey

Midweek laugh

Weekend fun

Why I hate Maths

Everybody loves Raymond: Meaning of Life

This clip from ELR is hilarious and perceptive.

 

Cartoon time

The three legged chicken

 

Light relief

Funny Nigerian scam email

Just had the funniest Nigerian scam email puporting to be from the US Ambassador to Nigeria! Thought you'd like to read it in case you need a laugh.

US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
11 GARKI ROAD ABUJA
ABUJA, NIGERIA

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

I SHALL BE COMING TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING AND I WILL BE BRINGING 

YOUR FUNDS OF $1.2M ALONG WITH ME BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS 

BECAUSE AS AN AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM A US GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE 

VETO POWER TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS. 

AS SOON AS I AM THROUGH WITH THE MEETING I SHALL THEN PROCEED TO YOUR ADDRESS. 

(SEND YOURCELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT

 ME TO BRING THE PACKAGE).

YOU HAVE REALLY PAID SO MUCH IN THIS DELIVERY THAT MAKES ME WONDER. 

YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I SHALL BE BRINGING IT MYSELF AND THERE IS 

NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

YOUR PACKAGE($1.2M) MUST BE REGISTERED AS AN AMBASSADORIAL PACKAGE FOR ME TO 

DEFEAT ALL ODDS AND THE COST OF REGISTERING IT IS $200.THE FEE MUST BE PAID IN THE

 NEXT 50 HOURS VIA WESTERN UNION SO THAT ALL NECCESSARY ARRANGEMENT CAN BE MADE 

BEFORE TIME WILL BE AGAINST US SEND THE FEE VIA MONEY GRAM OR 

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER

RECEIVER'S NAME: PAUL EZE
ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: COLOR 
ANSWER: BLUE
AMOUNT: $200

AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE FEE MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION.AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS I BOARD A FLIGHT AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY BEFORE THEN SO THAT THE DELIVERY CAN BE COMPLETED. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, THEN IT WILL NOT 
BE MY FAULT IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE.

AMBASSADOR JAMES ROBERT SANDERS

 

Real angry birds

Weekend fun

This is how you might be feeling as the week draws to a close!