Roger Aubrey: Fun

Weekend fun

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Midweek fun

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Tuesday fun

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Friday fun: A guy walks into a bar....

A guy walks into a bar with a pair of battery jumper cables under his arm. The barman says, 'You can come in here but you'd better not start anything'.

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around, he saw that the bar was empty except for him and the bartender. A few sips later, another voice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man calls the bartender over. "Say, I must be losing my mind," he tells him. "I keep hearing these voices say nice things, and there is not a soul in here but us." "It's the peanuts," explains the bartender, indicating a dish on the bar. "The peanuts?" "That's right, the peanuts--they're complementary."

This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. And so are his shirt, vest, chaps, pants, and boots. His spurs are also made of paper. Pretty soon, the sheriff arrives and arrests him for rustling.

A guy walks into a bar in Cork, in Ireland, and asks the barman: "What's the quickest way to get to Dublin?" "Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman. "Driving," says a man. "That's the quickest way," says the barman.

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

September 21, 2007 in Fun | Permalink | Comments (6)

A Little Crowded.....

....House, that is. To get you into the weekend here's some clips of Crowded House. They've just reformed after ten years with a new album out a couple of months ago. If you've never bought one of their albums start with Recurring Dreams - their greatest hits, or Woodface.